HIS ARTISTIC MERIT IS IS OVER 9000!!!
Another gem written by Owen Parsons before he moved on to The Daily Show, where I hope he’s busy writing just as many erotic anime jokes.
Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?
I did a thing
The Animals of the Most Important Houses in the Seven Kingdoms.
Sansa was amazing tonight. She’s had nerves of steel. She never flinched, she never broke even in the sight of her family being ridiculed and her brother’s memory being defiled.
Look at her rule on her seat, playing the game like even Tyrion couldn’t. Even Margeary seemed shock but Sansa kept her cool.
If I hear one more time that she’s weak, I swear to god I’ll cut a bitch.